Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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