she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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