i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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