i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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