that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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