After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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