So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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