butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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