She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i out mim tonsoeep
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