i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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