dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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