We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He better not be in your backpack
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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