theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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