my vag is so smooth its legendary
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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