Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
