i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Its about making memories worth repressing
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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