His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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