look no pants
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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