Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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