I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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