sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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