doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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