The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Randomize
