Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Fuck appropriateness.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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