next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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