i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
false alarm, still single
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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