I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
