I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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