Is it normal to miss your booty call?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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