seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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