speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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