this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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