I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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