The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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