Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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