how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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