# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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