Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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