Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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