Fine. I'll sleep in my office
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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