he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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