My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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