whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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