You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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