It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
