Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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