you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
this just has baby written all over it
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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