So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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