he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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