"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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