Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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