I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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