Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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