Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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