i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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