she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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